Audio

3rd March, 2008

Everyone has to have a hobby and every professional needs to learn the basics first. In this podcast let me talk you through Stalking 101.
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1st February, 2008

Tramps don't always make good friends. Don't blame me if you befriend one and it all goes wrong.
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3rd January, 2008

The dangers of getting engaged to two women at the same time and the Santa-violence it can cause are all explained here.
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21st October, 2007

When the face of Take That popster Gary Barlow appears in a sheet of metal two friends get more than they bargained for.
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29th September, 2007

A reading of the short-short which originally appeared in Dave Eggers' McSweeneys.
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30th September, 2004

live on City FM
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15th October, 2004

At the Caedmon Hall, Gateshead 2004
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30th August, 2007

BBC Radio Newcastle Interview
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