Reasons Why It Will Never Work

Written on July 10th, 2009 by Adam in Short Stories + Flash Fiction
  1. You probably need a license
  2. You will never get a license so don’t even bother
  3. I’m not having them in the house
  4. The neighbours will complain
  5. The neighbours will know because I will tell them
  6. We’ll have to buy a new hoover and we can’t afford one
  7. Every time it rains the smell makes me want to puke
  8. Where will you get one from anyway?
  9. My ex works in the pet shop so I’m not going in there
  10. I want to go on holiday and we won’t be able to if you do it
  11. I’m wouldn’t be able to have people visit because we’ll have to tidy up because
  12. They piss everywhere when they are very young. And no, I don’t mean my our friends. Stop smirking. Where was I?
  13. Ah yes – the noise
  14. The smell (again)
  15. The cost
  16. You will probably need special equipment and where will you put it?
  17. Without the special equipment you will never get that to mate with that
  18. I’m not even sure if they are genetically compatible
  19. I’m certain they aren’t. the more I think about it the less sense it makes
  20. Even if you prove me wrong I will never agree with you

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  • Madison Carter

    At first I thought it was an exotic animal, maybe a lion of some sort. But now I’m certain it’s a child.