Reasons Why It Will Never Work
- You probably need a license
- You will never get a license so don’t even bother
- I’m not having them in the house
- The neighbours will complain
- The neighbours will know because I will tell them
- We’ll have to buy a new hoover and we can’t afford one
- Every time it rains the smell makes me want to puke
- Where will you get one from anyway?
- My ex works in the pet shop so I’m not going in there
- I want to go on holiday and we won’t be able to if you do it
- I’m wouldn’t be able to have people visit because we’ll have to tidy up because
- They piss everywhere when they are very young. And no, I don’t mean my our friends. Stop smirking. Where was I?
- Ah yes - the noise
- The smell (again)
- The cost
- You will probably need special equipment and where will you put it?
- Without the special equipment you will never get that to mate with that
- I’m not even sure if they are genetically compatible
- I’m certain they aren’t. the more I think about it the less sense it makes
- Even if you prove me wrong I will never agree with you
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