The Defective Detective has returned! It’s Clint’s first case and everything should be going really well. And it probably would be if he’d managed to stay awake when he was briefed. With four suspects and clues flying will he be able to find out who’s guilty? Or even what they’re guilty of?
The Defective Detective : Cat Chaser
Cat Chaser : Chapter One
Actually, hang on a minute, I’m getting ahead of myself here aren’t I? Sorry. That happens sometimes. I suppose that seemed to be the most important bit. In the storeroom but in actual fact it probably isn’t going to make a great deal of sense until I tell you about what happened before.
Cat Chaser : Chapter Two
“Of course,” said Forsyth as we walked down a long corridor, light streaming in from a spectacular atrium high above us. “Detection isn’t all we do.” The whole thing was slightly overwhelming. I mean, you know when you get a new job and you have that feeling like one day soon they’re going to realise [...]
Cat Chaser : Chapter Three
The investigation begins. And the narcolespy kicks in.
Cat Chaser : Chapter Four
Just when you think you’re getting somewhere life has a habit of coming around and kicking you right in the… fourth chapter…
Cat Chaser : Chapter Five
Chapter Five in which the taxidermy problem gets a little larger…
Cat Chaser : Chapter Six
In which a suspect is investigated and a clue is found…
Cat Chaser : Chapter Seven
In which everything begins to become clear and something rather unexpected occurs.
Cat Chaser : Chapter Eight
Attacked by wild animals? In a department store? Near the lingerie department? Oh yes.
Cat Chaser : Chapter Nine
In which self-preservation becomes everyone’s top priority.
Cat Chaser : Chapter Ten
It was the smell of rotting flesh that permeated the sleep first. Hitting my face in bursts. Then something slightly damp touching my hair and the strange puffs of air that came from whatever it was. When what felt like heavy bacon Velcro made contact with my chin and dragged all the way to my eyebrows…
Cat Chaser : Chapter Eleven
A plan is formed and bait is at hand. The key is to stay awake and not to panic.
Cat Chaser : Chapter Twelve
In which hysteria and raw meat products are equally prevalent.
Cat Chaser : Chapter Thirteen
Saved by The Cure? Find out in the penultimate chapter…
Cat Chaser : Chapter Fourteen
Clint’s first proper case is finally drawing to a close. Perhaps some explanations are in order?
